BURT WOLFF Owner/Sound Designer/Composer/Computer Fixer Burt is the head honcho and one of the original Wolff Brothers. We're not sure what happened to the other one but he does show up at odd hours to "borrow" office supplies. With over 20 years of owning and operating Wolff Brothers, Burt still manages to find time to fine-tune his ukulele skills during business hours. It's like being lulled into a mini Hawaiian vacation in the middle of a workday. Who couldn't use a little of that? If you'd like to work at Wolff and need to negotiate rates, we suggest bringing Burt a rare bootleg cassette from a Frank Zappa concert to distract him while you name your own price. See his porn name